Strange Dream


2dave_coulierLast night I had the strangest dream that I’ve ever remembered.

I was in a movie starring Robert Downey Jr., Bill Murray and Dave Coulier’s wife. I’m not sure what the overall story arc was, but the dream started as we were being briefed on the need to kill Dave Coulier. We were the good guys. Coulier was bad. He had betrayed and killed a number of people. Coulier wasn’t playing a character in this movie, he was playing himself.

We arrived at Dave Coulier’s house. It was me and Robert Downey Jr.’s character from Tropic Thunder. But he was white. We knocked on the door and Dave’s son opened the door. We asked for Dave and went into the house.

Dave’s wife said that Dave was away, but that we could wait. So we waited.

There was an awkward silence, so to break it, I commented that I loved Full House. She thanked me, and then told me about an unaired episode the government blocked about a true alien abduction and murder. She claimed that it was a little too real for the U.S. Government’s comfort.

Then, a priest with a strawberry blonde afro came out –

it was Bill Murray. At that point it was just Downey and Murray, and somehow Downey got hooked up to an IV. Bill Murray inserted a chemical into Downey’s IV, making him dizzy and sleepy. Downey was wearing black rubber gloves, and he tried to take them off with his mouth, but they ripped, and his mouth was filled with black rubber. But he was too weak to spit it all out.

He began internally chanting, “Focus on the priest. Focus on the priest. Focus on the priest.” Then Murray, whom I assume was working for Coulier, had a change of heart and gave Downey the antidote and told him, “You have to kill Coulier.”

Then I woke up.

So, to all my psychoanalyst and dream interpreting friends, what in the world does this mean?!

NOTE: It should be added that I love Dave Coulier. I think he’s genuinely nice and funny, as seen on The Surreal Life.

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  1. January 13, 2009 at 8:54 am — Reply

    had some bad tea last night, did we?


  2. January 13, 2009 at 9:52 am — Reply

    I don’t know what it means, but that’s flippin’ hilarious!

  3. January 14, 2009 at 6:59 am — Reply

    Well a good psychoanalyst would ask you, “Todd, what do you think the dream meant?” Those who subscribe to dream analysis would say that your dream’s meaning is hidden in your subconscious mind. The dream is your subconscious’ attempt to bring whatever it is into your conscious mind. Therefore only you can find the dream’s true meaning through introspection.

  4. Vanessa
    January 14, 2009 at 9:02 am — Reply

    That’s the funniest picture of Coulier! Ha ha ha! It couples the story perfectly.

  5. January 14, 2009 at 10:45 pm — Reply

    I wish I had dreams like that, which I could remember. I’m jealous.

  6. January 15, 2009 at 12:34 pm — Reply

    I tried to kill Dave Coulier in real life.


    P.S. That is a wild dream, son.

  7. January 16, 2009 at 7:46 am — Reply

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