For the news you’ve all been eagerly awaiting:
The winning caption is…
So, when I spread my fingers out like this, and hold my hands out, exactly what am I saying in Gang language?”
Now, I’m sure, as is with any highly publicized contest, there will be some disagreement with the choice of winner. So let me explain my rationale: Sam’s Dad had me in his home on multiple occasions when I was a simple, poor college student and he fed me his wife’s delicious meals. This is just a small token to pay him back. Oh, and I liked his caption the best, too. Because I can totally see my saying that.
As for his prize, he wins a 1/2 pound bag of Old San Francisco coffee from Wichita’s own Spice Merchant.
Thanks to all that who entered. I look forward to the next competition.