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Archive for September, 2008

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NOT coming to Wichita" rel="bookmark">Shaun Groves is NOT coming to Wichita

UPDATE: Well, apparently Wichita has failed Shaun Groves once again. The Dove Award-nominated soft rock star, prolific blogger, Compassion speaker and my best friend is no longer scheduled to come to Wichita. If anyone knows of a church or venue that is interested in bringing him in for free (the tour is sponsored by Compassion) next Spring, shoot me an email.

As you likely guessed from my clever headline, Shaun Groves, the Dove Award-nominated soft rock star, prolific blogger, Compassion speaker and my best friend (I’m not entirely sure he’s aware of this particular distinction), is NOT coming to Wichita. What you can’t glean from my headline is when and where. So read on for that information.

Ok. Thanks for continuing. Shaun is NOT coming Thursday, Sept. 18 to Riverlawn Church (click here for a map).

Shaun has been to Wichita before and, apparently, this town boasts among the smallest crowds of anywhere he travels. I would like to change this trend, and edge out Des Moines, Iowa for next to last place*.

If you’re unfamiliar with his music, be sure to stop by his site and have a listen. It will be worth your while.

Hope to see you there.
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*I can neither deny nor confirm the small size of Des Moines Iowa’s turnout for Shaun Groves concerts. But come on, it’s Des Moines!

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Fascinating Contact from The Todd Blog

Wow. This is the most fascinating contact I’ve ever received from The Todd Blog. I don’t even know what it means!

One o’ my inner gerania alleged to be living inside my wee little crania saw something shiny in her kpasta 16 Yahoo! inbox.

You are not familiar with me … yet, therefore I will politely introduce myself.

I am Janet Barnes who resides by the Sea @ Cape Henry in Furginny Beach, VA.

I am alleged to have multiple said gerania lurking in my crania. My alpha girl is Daniela and she can slay the English language in 4 or maybe more languages including her own, Espanglais and of course Pig Latin AND 2.5 species.

This little nibbler is courtesy of a nudder o’ my speshull inners, Beatrixx Fodder:

Back to that shiny in Kay Pasta’s Yahoo Inbox this morning.…Subject Line reads… This may be your last notice of application

MyCashUpFront
MyCashUpFront

On Friday, she received a different e-mail from them, which she Spam-R-Rated and cast o’er the stern to Yahoo!. That Subject Line Read:

Loan Notification Center

Approval Notice From PrimeCashAdvance
Approval Notice From PrimeCashAdvance

In addition to reporting the communication to Yahoo! as offensive to her girlie-dawg sensibilities, Daniela replied directly to the first unsolicited whiff the following:

Keep your grubby interest mongering emails to yourself. I am offended by your continued time sensitive follow up spam.

get lost and stay lost.

DS Wright

Anybody got any clues to what/who this is?
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Pray for Max

From my sister-in-law Erin:

I have some dear friends–Charlie and Mollie Middlebrook–whose grandson is very sick and in the hospital in Seattle, Washington.  His father started a blog, so when you have a moment please visit it and leave a comment.  Let’s surround little Max, his parents Sam and Shannon, and his brother Levi with God’s love!

So, please take a moment to pray for Max today.
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Pun Friday

It’s time again for Friday Pun Time. It’s been a while since I last did a pun post, so it’s time to break out your wittiness and bring the punny funs. Excuse me. Funny puns.

I’ll kick things off:

Bob was not the only one arrested for growing marijuana when the cops found out that it was actually a joint venture.

AND

I don’t like hanging out at the pancake house, that place gives me the crepes!

Bring it on friends. Bring it on.

There’s nothing better than overcoming a blog-drought with a post about puns. I am, indeed, a blog master.
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