Pun Friday

It’s time again for Friday Pun Time. It’s been a while since I last did a pun post, so it’s time to break out your wittiness and bring the punny funs. Excuse me. Funny puns.

I’ll kick things off:

Bob was not the only one arrested for growing marijuana when the cops found out that it was actually a joint venture.

AND

I don’t like hanging out at the pancake house, that place gives me the crepes!

Bring it on friends. Bring it on.

There’s nothing better than overcoming a blog-drought with a post about puns. I am, indeed, a blog master.
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8 Responses to “Pun Friday”


  1. 1 John DeCesaro

    The scare crow received a major award because he was out standing in his field.

  2. 2 josh

    Oh jeez, I hope you’ve got comment moderating on so you can weed out the bad ones.

    ZING

  3. 3 Todd

    No way man. Any and all are welcome.

  4. 4 josh

    YESSSSS. score. a pun is always the most awesome when everybody else misses it.

    weed, get it. hahaha, I win.

  5. 5 Todd

    Oh. I’m a dork.

    Dang. I missed the pun on my pun.

  6. 6 Steph

    My cavity wasn’t fixed by my regular dentist, but by a guy who was filling in.

  7. 7 Bobby Rozzell

    Stolen directly from Dr. David Kamerer–
    A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, “Make me one with everything.”

  8. 8 erin

    I’m sure you’re making the Austin-folk giggle heartily.

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