Monthly Archive for July, 2008

Update update

Well, things appear to be back to normal. I am experiencing some wierd sidebar issues. Sometimes it loads my K2 Sidebar Modules, sometimes it loads the widgets. Does anybody (I’m looking at you Brent) know how to turn off Wordpress Widgets?

As much as I love K2 (and I truly, truly do), I’m wondering if perhaps I should just change themes. My blog seems to break every time a new version of Wordpress comes out, and K2’s feature set is so expansive that there are bound to be issues. We’ll see. I don’t know if I have the time, energy or ability to start over.

At the very least, I would like to update my sidebar. I’m just not happy with the way things look over there. Does anybody have any suggestions?

Let me know if you see anything wonky happening with the blog today.
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Dang upgrades…


I don’t know how things look for you right now, but all is not well in ToddBlog-land. Hang tight and we’ll get things squared away.

In the meantime, does anybody have any interesting books to recommend?
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Please note that I intend for the beautiful graphic above to be a joke. I have not, do not and will not endorse the use of an “under construction” graphic in any serious capacity. Ever. Unless I am paid otherwise. Or somebody asks me nicely. Or I change my mind.

Should I do it?

Should I do it?I’m contemplating starting to ride a bicycle to work. I live about 1.4 miles from my office.  There is an infrequently used shower at my office. I’m stupidly out of shape. I can’t afford a Vespa. I just spent $50 filling up my car. I sometimes find myself caring about the environment.

Those realities have come together to shape my thoughts about this subject. Unfortunately, I’m completely ignorant of the bicycle world. A brief investigation has opened my eyes to the numerous options available to me. Road bikes. Mountain bikes. Comfort bikes. Used bikes. New bikes.

So I’m turning to you blog-friends. I need your help.

  • How much should I spend? I don’t want a huge investment as I might ultimately hate riding a bike to work.
  • What type of bike should I be looking at?
  • Is this a stupid idea? Either because it’s dangerous or too cumbersome with my job or some other reason I’ve never thought of.
  • Anything else I should be considering?

Thanks in advance for the help!
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Photo by Bern@t.

A church-sponsored butt kicking?

He loves you with the love of the Lord.There’s this church somewhere that had their children’s ministry trailer stolen. This isn’t the first case of a church having a mobile storage unit pilfered, but the way Revolution Church’s pastor is dealing with it is quite interesting disgusting. Here’s what he said at his blog:

First let me say, God loves you. Second let me say we forgive you. We really don’t want to forgive you, but God says we should so we do. Third of all I want you to know that I think you are scum bags. I think you are lowlife degenerates who need a good butt kicking. Matter of fact I feel so strongly about the fact that you need a good butt kicking that I am volunteering to do it. I hope you believe in God because you should get on your knees and cry out to Him like never before because if we find you, I can promise we will kick the crap out of you. It won’t be pretty, it won’t be over quickly, and it will be very painful. I know that doesn’t sound very nice but I feel pretty strongly that is what you need.

I am curious what kind of lowlife you must be? Trust me, I have been around some pretty low ones before but never one that would be so low as to steal from a church. I understand you probably need some crack or something like that but stealing from a church would scare me. It would scare me more once I realized which church I stole it from. We are probably the only church you have ever heard of that will honestly break your legs once you are found.

Let me say again that we DO forgive you. But there are still consequences for your sin and your consequence will be toting a butt kicking. It is obvious you aren’t very smart so let me give you some advice. Get that trailer out of the county QUICK. As soon as I hit publish on this blog post a church of about 1000 crazy people will know that our black, children’s trailer has been stolen and I can promise they will be on the lookout for it. You would much rather me find you then one of them. :)

I suppose slapping the emoticon on the end is supposed lighten up what he’s saying?

I thought I had a pretty good sense of humor, but I can’t tell if this guy is serious or not. Either way, this post is a bad idea. It’s not funny – it’s creepy. It’s not loving. It’s not Christ-like. It’s not right.

He has already posted an “explanation.” He says he’s not angry, but he would like to punch the guy in the mouth. Right. He doesn’t sound angry. I sometimes punch people I’m not mad at too, just to make a point.

In moments like these, I just want to pack in the whole organized Christianity thing. It’s failed. We’ve failed. People aren’t being transformed. We act just like everybody else. Even the “leaders*” fail to act like the One they preach about. It makes me want to kick some butts.

But I’m not angry. :)

Here’s hoping I read an inspirational story of inspiration about some church saving the lives of thousands of children today.

What do YOU think?
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(h/t: Church Marketing Sucks)

*For the record, I don’t think that ALL leaders fail to act like Jesus, nor do I think Revolution Church’s pastor is representative of the whole of organized Christian leadership.

“Wall-E” Review

This weekend, Hayley and I took a couple of kids to see Wall-E, Pixar’s latest film. Here’s my review. (I’m using the “Ramsey Movie Criteria.”)

Content
Wall-E tells the story of a trash-collecting-then-compacting little robot in the distant future. From all appearances, Wall-E is alone, the last of the trash-bots. Eventually, another robot comes to earth with a specific, classified directive. This robot, named EVE, is far more advanced that Wall-E, but they do develop a sweet little romance that drives the movie forward.

The robot love story is incredibly charming and very sweet and is the main plot of the film. But there’s also the sub-story of the humans and their current standard of living that helps frame the romance. I thought this part of the movie was a little – OK, a lot – heavy-handed, but it was still enjoyable.

The movie is rated G.

Performance
This is a little tricky to do with an animated film, but all of the voice performances were very strong. The weakest part of the movie was actually delivered by one of my favorite actors, Fred Willard. It kind of felt like he phoned in his performance for this one. Ah well.

Artistic Value
Absou-frickin-lutely beautiful.

Outcome
Hayley and I both enjoyed this movie. Even though there was very little dialog, it was sweet, well done and entertaining throughout. We left feeling quite happy.

Pixar’s team consistently delivers masterpieces. It’s unbelievable how amazing they are. And Wall-E ranks up there as one of their finest. You must see this movie.

Rating:

I give this movie 5 out of 5 stars.

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It’s alive!

GG.comAfter a lot of love, attention and tweaking, phase one of GretemanGroup.com is officially live.

Featuring our updated brand, a new portfolio and our very own blog, the site is refreshed, easy to navigate and provides more opportunity for interaction. While we’re still ironing out some minor issues and planning to add more features in the future, the site is live and it is good. At least I think so.

So go check it out.

Let me know what you think!

Have a great holiday weekend.
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