After some serious soul searching and deep, meaningful conversation over a ham and swiss pizza roll, Hayley and I have decided that Fuller Seminary and a life of ministry in the church is not the direction that we would like to pursue. We have decided instead to remain in Wichita; I will remain in the secular advertising world and Hayley will relinquish her dream of becoming a Disney princess and be satisfied with being only mine.
This really was no choice at all, as I have never been and likely will never be accepted to Fuller Seminary – particularly after such a stunt as I have pulled today on the ToddBlog.
April Fools everyone. April Fools.
Your (former?) friend,